The things about getting married 2 - funny or not?

There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"





Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.





They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.





When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.





There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.





A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.





A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.





A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.





A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

The things about getting married 2 - funny or not?
Some good ones there. lol
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:i havnt even read your question cuz uv posted about 843843584387 already..... (a lot of them are about marriage)... u been jilted at the alter or somethin???? Mrs havisham!


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Reply:lol funny!
Reply:Very very funny.
Reply:I needed something to brighten up my day so thanks for the laughs.
Reply:hehehe, pmsl at the last one hun, loved it





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Reply:very good have a star
Reply:That was so funny thank you for making me smile tonight
Reply:lol.
Reply:Particularly liked the last one, that's me down to a tee.
Reply:hahaha very funny
Reply:very good star award
Reply:Thanks very funny.
Reply:oops well funny girl xxx lol xxxx